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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

>laboratory level

>futuristic sounding synths

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 13 points 6 days ago

Sounds like a good game.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 6 points 6 days ago

This makes me think about how Jean-Michel Jarre's Calypso sounds like the most fun water level ever.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 106 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also Mario 64.

Basically its 'thanks Koji Kondo'.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno... According to this, Gerudo Valley should have a sitar and zurna flute, but instead the flamenco jam comes in hot with the Spanish guitar and trumpet.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Different kind of dessert.

Zitar and zurna flute for deserts with camels and sand dunes. Spanish guitar, trumpet, and I think drum rim? for deserts with cliffs and tumbleweeds.

Different kind of dessert.

So ice cream or maybe something more cake-like?

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a ukulele in the OoT OST? O.o

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OoT doesn't have beach music. Mario games (by the same composer), however...

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

space level
theramin and sounds of masturbating

[–] anelephant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I’ve been laughing out loud at a university cafeteria for a good minute now, thanks. Dark Orbit - EIC (New Music October 2013) 0:32.

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 week ago

Anon's vibin

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

This is not just real, its a truth.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Ok uh, barely related, but:

Is there an actual name for the genre of music of Half Life 2, Ep1/2, Alyx?

Its like... progressive rock but sometimes also hardrock guitar riffs, but also with ... basically 'experimental' industrial/techno usually mixed in quite well, and then also very often with essentially breakbeat drumming, and a lot of it also uses some pretty uncommon time signatures and switchups.

And then sometimes there is either classical instrumentation, or, essentially some kind of filtered or synth version of it.

... I literally fail to describe it succinctly, I don't know how, I'm not aware of anything else that really sounds consistently like it.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

American level clapping noises

TIL you can’t greentext on Lemmy

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

>he doesn't know

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