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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My friend's dad had a kegerator built into his truck. Tap was in the center console.

He's either dead or still driving tow trucks.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 0 points 6 days ago

Let's hope for the former

[–] seathru@quokk.au 3 points 6 days ago

@10s did the cop try to pit him off an overpass?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Hell ya. Say yes to drugs, be crime, do gay, ACAB.

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[–] potate@lemmy.ca 110 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But, but, I need a photo of this performance mod...

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pics or it didn’t happen

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Here's the video, but sadly it doesn't show the inside of the truck.

https://www.jalopnik.com/2132022/man-custom-bong-device-car-dashboard-arrested-98-times/

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago

"high" speed chase indeed

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why was he let go with so many priors?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus -1 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Why should he be locked up just because of a bunch of stupid laws?

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Every layer of the legal system is broken, and lots of people benefit from not fixing it.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You must appreciate his persistence.

Paywall BTW.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He should put that on his resume

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No he's hoping it rolls over to zero after one hundred

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