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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Believing in yourself is Satanic?

Wow, religious propaganda is so insidious.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 19 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Literally, they want compliant, obedient, non-thinking sycophants. It's what the entire religion is based in, right down to Adam and Eve. It's a cult.

Not to be the douche that links a tedtalk, but extremely relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7mBbXxJYA

"We don't want women like you"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

All religions.

The crazy thing is that the three main religions all derive from the same dumb story of Abraham convincing himself that God wanted him to murder his own son to prove his belief in God.

Luckily some slightly sane part of his mind kept him from doing it, but his delusion convinced him it was God that stayed his hand.

I recently read that up until fairly recently in human history, people didn't understand thinking. They didn't realize it was their own mind coming up with ideas, they literally thought God placed it there. Come up with a good solution to a problem? You didn't think of it, refine it, figure out how to apply it, etc. GOD gave you the idea. They really didn't think they were capable of their own independent thought.

So all three religions worship the exact same God, and believe in the same origin stories, but we still have to genocide all the others because their version of the guy with uncontrolled schizophrenia who tried to murder his son in the name of God, has different nuances than my version.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whoa whoa whoa... Are we talking the guy with uncontrolled schizophrenia who tried to murder his son in the name of God council of 1879 here, or the guy with uncontrolled schizophrenia who tried to murder his son in the name of God council of 1912?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I considered linking Emo Philips' brilliant joke, now you've forced my hand:

https://youtu.be/ANNX_XiuA78

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel satanic. If anything, that's the one thing I would tell others. "Believe in yourself". So WT Fucking F to this poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoYyiNRtMEE&t=13

I'll let him drop the mic.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

Really great.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Lucifer is the reasonable one in the Bible, God is the one who wipes out millions for amusement.

Did you know that according to the Bible they hang out and talk shit together? God never hangs out with anyone else.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

Viewed subjectively, the God described in the Bible is a MONSTER.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lucifer is the reasonable one in the Bible, God is the one who wipes out millions for amusement

Now I don't wanna sympathize with the devil, but...

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

Please to meet you. Hope you guess his name

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

A key reason why the church suppressed education for such a long time in what is now referred to as the dark ages.

If intelligent people were able to read the source material then they would learn what utter shite they were being fed.

Fortunately for religious organisations we now live in a society where most people are able to read the source material but choose not to and blindly follow the words spoken to them.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

Not an expert but I thought he talk to job at least in the good omens version.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] golden@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Peace be upon his infernal majesty.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There it is. Like sitting through hate sermons every Sunday isn’t torture enough.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Storytime: The last sermon I sat through was literally a hate sermon.

One of my buddies in grad school talked me into coming to his church for a session one Sunday, and me being mostly agnostic/pagan at the time figured "Ahh, why not? I'm all for you sharing your culture and beliefs with me, I'll hear it out."

Shit. You. Not. 20 minutes into the thing... The preacher was talking down the "evils of pride month" and how if you ever feel "ostracized" on your campus for "standing against" the satanic "influences" of the LGBTQ, you always had a "strong community" to turn to here.

If you're cringing reading this... now just imagine this obviously queer 20s something sitting in the middle of the crowd with this giant rainbow scarf on (it was February) while these aryan karens and nutjobs to my left and right are casually nodding along.

Made a fucking beeline for the door and never spoke to that crazy fucker (or went back to church) ever again lol

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Makes me think that the church encouraged people to invite their "heathen gay friends" that week so you would hear the gospel and repent or some nonsense.

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 4 points 6 days ago

Nah, the pastor wanted "the gays" at church so he knew which ones he could play tummy sticks with in a motel after service.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago

And that's why I left the church. Priest kept drumming up hatred for little zero reason

Been getting more involved with a small non-denominational church over the last few months though. The pastor really steps back when to earth when he gets off the little stage, just back to being a normal guy

I love community and hate hate... There's no room for hate within me, I won't let that poison taint me

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 points 6 days ago

I’m so, so sorry that happened to you. And I am so glad you didn’t give into the guilt and shame they tried to put on you. Probably saved you a few years of deep fucked up guilt, if not your life. (I’ve lived it, post religious trauma is real and heavy).

That’s their entire model: making emotional hostages through guilt.

I’ve left that behind a good 10 years now and I’m feeling so much happier but boy it’s been a ride. I’m still rediscovering life and myself to this day.

Thanks for sharing. Thanks for standing up and walking out of there, hopefully you ignited something in some of them. As hateful as they are, a lot of them are victims, being held there by fear against their will.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

As a Christian, Ive always found it interesting how much Anton La Vey's Satanism reflect the values of the early church as a commentary on the corruption associated more commonly with Catholicism as a denomination, which I've always found incredibly based, even if the chosen mythography of satirization makes me a little irked. Still, I wouldn't take it seriously if I didn't believe either side was "real" either

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

ok but why does the guy in the pic look like a cave man?

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

And if the devil set me free
Long live the devil
And if the good becomes the bad
Long live the evil

https://youtu.be/09C3f94WQKU

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 6 days ago

Is this the temptation I was warned so often about by christians?

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

Ave Satanas! Shemhamforash!

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

And Kamina shouts, “believe in the me that believes in you”

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