Canada's biggest mistake was letting it burn rather than taking it back. Would've saved the world a lot of hassle for the following 200 years ๐ฎโ๐จ
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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I'm not sure if I want to burn down public housing for senior citizens...
JK! I got some sweet accelerants!
There's no evidence Canada had anything to do with the burning of the White House. The ships which carried out the raid came from the Caribbean colonies.
Trump is tearing it down himself.
Ah, the secret Canadian operative we never suspected!
Well his grandfather did run a brothel in Canada.
Was it underage too?
Yer fuckin fired, bud, figure it out
Because Larry Ellison and Elon Musk wanted to build a StarGate data center there. The Epstein ballroom was an afterthought cover-up.
Seriously check out the architect change, the funding, the military consulting, the power upgrades the city is doing
Ironic
I unironically feel like the White House burning down actually should be on a 2028 bingo card.
I wouldn't bet against it, he's having his incompetent stooges rebuild a whole wing, i would not be surprise if they hit a gas line or something.
Iโm really hoping itโs done so cheaply, because they know they ainโt getting paid, that it collapses when they host some big-wig event mocking the poor, like that party a few months ago.
American here, can confirm, if we were invaded by a foreign power, I'd root for the foreign power.
Fellow American here. Of course we would the guys in charge now are traitors
Look Iโm not gonna say โplease doโ because with the current admin pretty sure they would just come round me up. Iโm just saying, if it were to happen, well, no harm no foul on my book
Oh sweet summer child. They won't hold back just because you didn't technically say the thing.
Glass Mar-A-Lago. Burn the evil down at the root.
During a MAGAt rally? The atrocity. clutches Pearl
Cost-effective, though.
It's too late. The Flood infection has already taken root. Gotta glass the whole flat earth.
If you burn down the White House you better make sure the resident is in it .... otherwise we will get MAD!
More likely to find him in Mar a Lago, which is unfortunately a lot farther away from Canada.
The further they have to go, the bigger their army is going to get
"Where are you guys going?"
"To burn down Mar-a-Lago, wanna come?"
If you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself.
Dont tempt people like that.
Yeah the architecture is innocent, it's the fascist fucks occupying it that I've got a problem with
Lock the doors before he gets out first please
no please stop
I must have the sauce.
I have no clue. Like all shitposters I caught it from a friend
It's going to need to be burned down anyways. It's going to stank like ass and old diapers with ketchup on top.
Tacky tasteless gold bullshit everywhere. Pictures of his ugly fucking mug.
Burn the whole fucking thing down.
Okay but Trump is never in the White House. He's always at Mar-A-Lago.
Please please please please please dear God please
Just make sure its during those stupid fucking cabinet meetings where all those stupid corrupt fucks are at the WH.
Make sure Trump is stuck on the roof when you do it.
Maybe Cuba could "visit" Mar-A-Largo simultaneously?
No one will mind, there will be no investigation. We'll just whistle and go on our merry way
There may be a spare Peace Prize laying around that could be looted in tbe process even.
Can we destroy his golf courses while we're at it?
The current PM said this . It was right after he took office and there is a video of it. And he said something like "now don't make us burn the WH down, ...again (smiles smuggly).
I believe it was in response to Trump's threats about annexing Canada.
I also am pretty sure there was a red curtain background. If that helps anyone find the clip.
The Geneva checklist
Got a head start for you, on the East Wing
Oh no! they are burning down the white house! It would be a shame if someone spilled all this diesel everywhere!
Donโt like the character you used for a Canadian but we do have a habit of getting shit faced after burning it down.
Do it!
Canada really said donโt make me come down there again ๐ญ
Americans fumbling an invasion of Canada and provoking retaliatory action by the British Navy feels like it has more in common with the US-Iran war than the Trump rabble rousing in Alberta.
Why are you cursing, like that's some kind of threat?