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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You need a little Magnesium

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't take more than 600mg at once

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Of course you wouldn't, coward. That's how you unlock wolverine skeleton.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

[–] Bill@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

I used to suffer from them regularly as a kid. Just drink water. Thats it, nothing magica... maybe it's the magnesium as another poster said. But honestly I have never had one since I changed my life and joined the hydro homies.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stretching helps. Try to touch your toes every morning. If you can't reach them, ask someone else to touch your toes for you.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

.....drink some water folks.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

This fixes it instantly every time for me. Ignore everybody else. When you get that cramp start moving your foot in the opposite direction pointing your toes towards your knee and stretch out the back of your ankle. Instant cramp relief everytime.

If you have cramping often like this then maybe dedicate yourself to some hamstring stretches.

[–] Levsgetso@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I once tried it and got a second more agonising cramp

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's fair. Everybody's body is a bit different I suppose. I would totally be doing more stretches in your case though.

[–] Levsgetso@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I’ve neglected physical health too much recently

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find this happens to me if I panic and do the stretch too quickly. But if I do it at fast but measured pace it works every time.

My dad told be the trick at a time when I was getting night cramps often and it changed my life

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[–] phenomdeez@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Remorhaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Quinine, there’s still some tonic waters that have it, and even in the very low dose that they use it’ll work preventatively for a few weeks

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Standing up works every time for me. If I want to remain in bed i try to push the bottom of my foot into the bed as if I were standing on it. It often does the job .

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah that's what I do. The method described above you is what causes my cramps sometimes

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Similar trick I learned, just get out of bed and stand up on it. It'll go away in ~10 seconds and then you can hop back into bed. Works pretty much every time.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I only cramp when underhydrated and most people are underhydrated (Drewnowski, 2013).
Make sure we're all getting enough water before taking further action!

References
Drewnowski, A., Rehm, C.D. & Constant, F. Water and beverage consumption among adults in the United States: cross-sectional study using data from NHANES 2005–2010. BMC Public Health 13, 1068 (2013). https://doi.org/10.1186/1471-2458-13-1068

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hydration certainly helps but can also be magnesium deficiency, since it's a muscle relaxant.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or a potassium deficiency.

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!

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[–] Linken@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"Toes to noes!" Stretching your foot upward helps prevent it.

[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

This is the way.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh God, thank you so much for this

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

you basically just want to stretch whichever muscle is seizing up. if it's your calf you want to pull on your toes.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I usually just try and relax it before the cramp hits critical mass. Stretching is always a "it's stuck" response

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

WE ARE CHARLIE HORSE!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

magnesium prevents cramps.

[–] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I too think it's magnesium, but what I can actually confirm is that I haven't had this since I started taking multivitamins. Y'all are vitamin deficient.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Your face is vitamin deficient.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Moreso potassium. Cramps are even often cited as a direct symptom of hypokalemia.

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[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is that what that means? I never knew and just grunted at the pain.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (9 children)

400mg of Mg daily fixes this.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

400 milligrams of milligrams/day. Got it. I'll mix that in with my extra milk per milk.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would be milligrams of megagrams per day.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time to become a magnesium-based life form

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

From the moment I understood the weakness of my carbon, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of magnesium. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Mg. Their kind cling to their flesh, as if it will not cramp and fail them.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I challenge you to simply sit there and watch your toes curl. It actually stops hurting if you can just relax and let it happen.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

When I used to swim we'd be told to just swim it off. Calf, foot, right above the knee were all things you could kinda dead leg and use the flip turn to unkink, but now and then you'd get a hamstring cramp and that's when you just sink and stretch. There is no negotiating with a hamstring cramp.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago

Charlie's not been around for a long time... Since I tripled my magnesium bisglycinate dose (spread out through the day), along with other minerals.

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