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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

But everything is fine

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can they hook on nicotine addiction?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Getting flashbacks of the tomacco incident

[–] FreeAlchemist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No mistake, they're just fly as fuck.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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