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Squirrels are ‘vaping’ e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food (nypost.com)

submitted 1 week ago by mudkip@lemdro.id to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (14 children)

The tobacco-toting treehopper

What tobacco? The whole point of a vape is that it doesn't burn tobacco...

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They just wanted to do some alliteration

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Why stop there? A terrifying tobacco-toting treehoper named Terry the terrible tarantula towers above in tree tops.

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[–] kepix@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

source says 1 squirrel, nyp says its an epidemic

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

...We can make nicotine bird feeders, which have little hookah straws, through which critters can enjoy life. 🤔

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