There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts
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That shirt does go hard.
And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.
My wife and I are both the one on the right XD
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I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store
I completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren't sleek enough yes I know I'm fat and not sleek I don't care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.
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I actually saw that shirt in the wild once
I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.
Makes me sad that men outside of the states don't feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre
we wear ogre chic
Dandy wear vs. comfortable
Its a Tool Shirt.. but.. yeah, nailed it.
NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn't taste that great, and they're messy. I mean if offered one I'd still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.
That dude looks fucking amazing.
Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.
But a zug zug is truly beautiful and glorious.
We can't both care about the same things, and we don't, by and large. But for those who do, there's always Zara, lol. Get yourself a nice linen shirt and some Chino shorts, idk. 👍
Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it's basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you're got the body/don't-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.
If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.
or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year
This made me lol
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What should we be wearing?
A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I'd recommend riding boots.
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Nope. Jeans, light button down, good color ~~seersucker~~ linen! That's what it is! Thanks @yappymonotheist blazer. ~~I think it's seersucker I just got it out of the closet I'm not getting back up right now~~. Iconic hat if I'm going out out.
I'm fancy though
What are you talking about!? Those aren't cargo shorts...