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[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Not comfortable enough to wear a sundress I guess, but if there wasn't a cultural element that could create a problem, I would wear the fuck out of those breezy robes you see Muslim guys wearing to mosque in the summer.

It's fucking hot and I trust the fashion choices of people from desert climates. A good idea is a good idea. I have watched these guys while sweating my balls off with severe envy before.

The day I'm told by an Imam "Dude, no one would give a fuck", I'm making a purchase.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This post brought to you by Big Sundress.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 120 points 1 week ago (5 children)

There's no law saying guys can't wear sundresses too

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 130 points 1 week ago

There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That might actually be illegal in Florida.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 47 points 1 week ago

It is a moral imperative to break unjust laws.

[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

There's no law saying you have to be in Florida

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else's land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Skill issue, get good scrub

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[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Looking swolt

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men's mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It's giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

How i look in my summer outfit

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Got them thangs thangin dude

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

you got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.

I don't even mean in a femboy sense (though that's great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.

Edit: and also lanky thin guys in dresses too

Edit 2: Might be useful context to know that I am a woman, so this comment should be read with the understanding that I am "thirstposting on main", as the kids say

[–] wookiepedia@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 9 points 6 days ago

Whilst I appreciate your suggestion, I'm actually a women who loves the many pleasures of skirts and dresses (including but not limited to: easy access for sex; hiding objects in secret petticoat pockets; placing my skirt over the AC unit during a heat wave).

I wonder if I should have mentioned in my comment that I'm a woman, because if I read it as if it's from a man's perspective, then it does give a "damn, I wish it were socially acceptable for me, a man, to wear a dress".

But no, the angle of my comment was that I would go absolutely fucking feral for men in sundresses. (aside from being queer enough that I don't care about gender norms much, and actively find it attractive to see people dressing in subversive ways, I am also recalling a random gif I saw way back that involved two muscular dudes wearing sundresses for a joke and deciding "actually, we look and feel hot as hell in these". That gif changed me, man.)

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Compares dressing for presentation vs dressing for comfort

"Lol genders amirite"

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 28 points 1 week ago (12 children)

That said though, the sundress looks pretty breezy and comfy too

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 1 points 6 days ago

Eh, to each their own I guess. I don't like how snug the bodice looks, nor am I a fan of constantly managing my leg positioning and monitoring the breeze lest I expose myself - and that is without even mentioning sun protection. But you do you.

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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

men and women dressing differently is pointless

men it is your duty to wear a sundress

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[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

That shirt does go hard.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.

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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Oh look, another message that men are ugly, brutish and childish.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Literally shut the fuck up crybaby ass bitch

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Says the crybaby ass bitch.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

What do you mean

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Or, get this, the poster is a guy who genuinely feels like this.

I can't deny that I (as a guy) have often wondered what women see in us, because to me the vast majority of men are poorly dressed on top of looking like we don't take care of ourselves.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Us? Don't drag me in with you. 

I'm straight up invisible to women. 

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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I actually saw that shirt in the wild once

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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store

[–] jamescathybleak@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I shop from both men and women's sections, while men have better fabrics and comfy stuff the colors are depressing. I mean they do have that occasional pink shirt that's a statement but it's rare to have happy colors as far as i can see. Of course I'm sure it depends on the budget and what kind of stores you have access to.

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[–] Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes me sad that men outside of the states don't feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Dandy wear vs. comfortable

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