this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago

Not loving all the untagged NSFW if I'm honest.

Posts are good but please.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do ... do cinnamon rolls need to be covered in cum now? When did that come in? Is this a JFK Jr thing?

i think it's just that frosting kinda looks like cum

What a terrible day to have the ability to read

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn, we've got a whole new generation of horny posters

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's the same person surely

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Given the name, pretty sure it's SatansMaggotyCumfart

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fair point. It follows suit...

The other contender uses a name followed by a number

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think they're all the same person

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We're all the same person on this day

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I think youre only seeing the creamy white covering

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, but don't call me Shirley.

The more things change, the more things stay the same

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

And thats a good thing!

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smh everyone knows that the filling is the best part :3

[–] homes@piefed.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yeah, cum is way better on the inside

Edit: feeling my buddy blast his load inside of me is my reward for being good 😛

[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes me feel loved and useful.

[–] homes@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And less messy

After my balls are empty, the first thing I’m thinking is, “ugh, the cleanup…”

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone who gets it!!! ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

That’s what I’m talking about!

Where’s the bush meme for “another horny poster has hit c/shitposting”

Is this number 3 or 4?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, a sleeper account! Someone is horny posting from an ancient sleeper account

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A cinnamon roll should have no cum nor frosting on it.

Sincerely, Certified Swede and cinnamon roll authority

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you swedes want your cinnamon rolls dry so you can add fresh cum on it before use?

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 1 points 4 days ago

A cinnamon roll isn't dry

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m not sure you know how dry and bad cinnamon rolls can b e in North America and how badly they need that frosting. The cum is optional.

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 1 points 6 days ago

But frosting them is just making up for one mistake with another mistake

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That would be filled with cum and would therefore require a new meme

Also it may be time for a new hornyshitpost community

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Man I used to really love going to cinnabon and orange Julius