I'm about to blow OPs mind.
There's a third option -
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Oh NO! SPORKS!
Who doesn't want to stab themselves in the roof of the mouth while trying to eat their breakfast soda?
FOON
Run!
Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
Really makes you think!
What happens if I use chop sticks?
You can't pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can't be perforated.
You have to soak them in the soda then suck out the flavor like a popsicle stick.
TIL
Says you can't pick up soda with a fork. Picks up 2 drops of soda with a fork. mfw
DEAD DOVES DO NOT EAT
[Looks in paper bag]
[Recoils]
"Well, I don't know what I was expecting..."
Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.
Lies.
Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around
Stupid slots.
Hey, no slot shaming!
Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.
I lost my neighbour's cat's life savings on slots. Now I have to work for him the rest of my life by giving unlimited pets, treats and catnip. I love my life!
Average mean intellect of a TikTok.
you don't get advanced physics on a vertical video
excellent content! Effective communication!
That's sodapressing
This reminds me of these stupid fucking shorts that explain basic fucking physics with a fucking picture of fucking einstein somewhere on it.
Yeah, at least explain the physics of some advanced fucking.
It's an old meme but it checks out.
You can with a fork as well but a lot less of it will be on the prongs.
the trick is to put it in the freezer for a while first
Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about...
They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots
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"My Wife"
-Bhorat
Ooh science
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