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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

So hold on, doesn't this mean that companies can just threaten to build wind turbines and get a bunch of bribes? Any sensible businessman would immediately spin up 500 companies to do this as fast as possible.

[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 209 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Phew! Good! This WAR has Taught me the LAST thing I want my Tax Dollars going towards is Energy that our Enemies DONT Control!

-Republicans!

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Usas economy relies on other countries use of oil.

USA is going to collapse once the world wakes up to the fact it's being played out like a Mafia controlled neighborhood.

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 32 points 1 week ago (7 children)

They rely on other countries using the Petrodollar, not buying oil. Once other countries move to another currency America will go bankrupt, and that isn't speculation, it's very much reality. America is doing everything to stop this.

It won't work though, the talk have already started happening. Americans better get used to the a lower standard is living because it's going to be impossible to increase moving standards under the current debt.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The petrodollar was slowly dying already and the iran war is the final nail in the coffin

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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 153 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey, if we all club together we could get through the first few stages of getting our own windfarm approved and then Trump could pay us a billion to cancel and we all walk away with a share.

Who's in?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 week ago (6 children)

And then build it anyways.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well yea, that's what we need the billion for. It's the AI startup model.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

wait that's it you're a genius. Al controlled wind farm. we'll use Al to turn the farm to face the right direction so it gets the most out of the wind (al is a loose hing at the top of the windmill don't tell anyone. or we hire a guy named AL. i dunno)

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

there's no precise definition of AI, it can just be an arduino taking the input from a couple sensors to decide where the turbine should point.

see that's way more complicated than just hiring a bunch of folk

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I feel like in that case laws would suddenly exist for billionaires again, for just that case. "You defrauded the government!!"

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

Count me in

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Screams old, pedophilic con man.

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[–] Lagviper@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is beyond stupidity.

China will be decades ahead in energy with these moronic decisions and eventually that’s also proportional to AI scalability.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The more America becomes the villain, the more it is causing other countries to realign to the Middle Kingdom.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have an idea... Take the money... And then do it anyway. That's what he did countless times in his life

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The terms are that the trump admin will give them the Money only if/when that french company builds a gigaproject on fossil fuels. And it's 99.9% sure that he will change his taco mind on that when it's time to open the wallet

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

it's about the offshore view from his golf course. self-serving scumbag. needs oil platforms

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I can't imagine thinking wind turbines are ugly. There's something wrong with conservative brains

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

What's hilarious about all this is if you actually go there and look out to see you can barely even see the wind turbines.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

As a huge metal fan I love this but as a wind power fan I regret to inform you those aren't made of metal, they're composite, metal is weigh too heavy and expensive.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Trump administration announced it will pay nearly $1 billion to French energy giant TotalEnergies in exchange for the company abandoning plans to build offshore wind farms in the Atlantic Ocean and instead pursue fossil fuel projects in the US.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/23/climate/trump-totalenergies-offshore-wind-cancellation

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would like to throw my hat in the ring and say that I will not build a wind farm for a mere $500M

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Again the ever quixotic Don tilts at windmills! Onward, Rocinante!

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago

Apparently, this has been going on for a while! https://archive.is/9BNsM

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (12 children)

STOP GIVING AWAY OUR MONEY, FUCKO

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

The Interior Department hailed the “innovative agreement” with the French energy giant and said, “the American people will no longer pay for ideological subsidies that benefited only the unreliable and costly offshore wind industry.″

I want these ghouls to not be alive anymore man

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Shoot... I would have not built a wind farm for only a million!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You're killing the market with your undercutting. If we're going to be Not Building Oligarchs, we have to rig the government procurement process. Nobody can go under $750 million.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago

Take the money and use it to fund renewables anyways. Trump loves breaching terms of contracts, I'm sure he'd be cool with it.

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From the guy that promised to lower the price of everything.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

For himself.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Won't anyone think about the oil?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Also, won't anyone think about the fact that Trump literally makes energy policy based on the fact that he thinks wind turbines are ugly?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

He really is still salty Scotland built some and spoiled the view off his golf course.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He heard it called a wind farm and thinks they produce wind there.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

You might be onto something. Isn't wind a pretty big annoyance for golfers ? And we're talking about the guy who watched a solar eclipse with his bare eyes here.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

like who cares? let USA die if they want, not a problem for the rest of the world. When you start a war, don't expect others to help you.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Climate change is everyone's problem.

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[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Hey I'm not going to build windmills either, where the fuck is my check?

[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Paying not to build something feels like the most expensive way to do nothing.

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They are not really getting paid, they are getting the money back they paid for windfarm permits and in exchange they have to invest the money in oil and gas in the US.

WHY IS THIS LEGAL?!

[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 8 points 1 week ago

European here, I am fine with that.

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