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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/ArnieismyDMname on 2026-03-24 04:29:25+00:00.


I went out of town and brought a new toy with me. This toy had detailed instructions including pictures. When I was getting ready to leave in the morning I realized the instructions were out on the table in the hotel room. Not wanting to traumatize the cleaning staff I put the instructions in my back pocket. I arrived home late that night and went to bowling league. My Roomate and his girlfriend showed up. While they were out smoking I found the instructions in my back pocket and thought it would be funny to put them in her purse. They came back and left and I didn't think anything of it. I left about a hour later and got back to my house. My roommates girlfriend was still awake so I asked if she wanted a shot. She said yes and I remembered what I did. I asked what she thought about the instructions in her purse. She said "I don't have a purse."

TL;DR I put instructions for how to use a dildo in a strangers purse.

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