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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Best-Pirate5073 on 2026-03-24 02:19:02+00:00.
This is the last gah damn time my ass decides to relax for a while 😂 today I was wrapping up my last week in Colorado after traveling here to take care of some clients for the week and i decided “you know what, I deserve a massage too” so you know I booked one the second I woke up this am.
So just for the record, I do smoke from time to time and I actually didn’t smoke any during this trip BUT my Airbnb I was staying at had some of these good ass looking drinks in the fridge and me not being a stranger to smoking thought “what could go wrong?” and BOI it went sooooo wrong lol.
So I booked the massage this morning, hopped in the hot tub and drank my drink while I waiting for the therapist to show up to my place. She gets here, all is chill and honestly I wasn’t feeling shit so I thought we were in the clear.
She sat up the table, I got on and we started. After 30 min in, we got to the point where she asked me to turn around and YALL tell me why my drooling ass started to turn and my head was spinnnnnnin 😂 and my ass fell off the gah damn table naked as a MF and quickly realized that this damn Colorado drink got me all the way fucked up lol.
Luckily she was chill, I crawled back up to the table and she finished the massage but y’all, never again am I drinking that shit before a session 💀
TL;DR: today I fucked up by drinking a cannabis infused drink before my massage and falling butt ass naked off the table mid session.