Technology

Worth a read if anyone is interested: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/02/16/what-is-claude-anthropic-doesnt-know-either

My favorite part is Anthropic has a bot in the cafeteria that orders what staff request and if the bank balance goes to zero or negative, then it loses and has to close up shop.

This far, nearly all employees have a 1” tungsten cube on their desk that some managed to get for free with a fake 100% off coupon.

It’s a fun experiment in what happens when these agents start doing things in the real world and I commend Anthropic for putting it on display. A real hype train killer.

As a technologist, I work with them all day, every day. I wouldn’t trust them to do my laundry without oversight, let alone run a business.

Doubt

Eh I was wondering whose turn was it to claim it this year. Turns out it is another guy who is balls deep invested in AI.

Sure you do. It's not at all a transparent attempt to prolong the bubble.

I only have a rather high level understanding of current AI models, but I don't see any way for the current generation of LLMs to actually be intelligent or conscious.

They're entirely stateless, once-through models: any activity in the model that could be remotely considered "thought" is completely lost the moment the model outputs a token. Then it starts over fresh for the next token with nothing but the previous inputs and outputs (the context window) to work with.

That's why it's so stupid to ask an LLM "what were you thinking", because even it doesn't know! All it's going to do is look at what it spat out last and hallucinate a reasonable-sounding answer.

LLMs aren't AI, let alone AGI.

They're fucking prediction engines with extra functions.

So why do we need Jensen Huang?

Fridman, the podcast’s host, defines AGI as an AI system that’s able to “essentially do your job,” as in start, grow, and run a successful tech company worth more than $1 billion. He then asks Huang when he believes AGI will be real — asking if it’s, say, five, 10, 15, or 20 years away — and Huang responds, “I think it’s now. I think we’ve achieved AGI.”

So we've achieved AGI in the sense that it could replace a nonsensical fart-sniffing clown, hyping a horde of morons into valuating a company at orders of magnitude its actual worth?

I think you're a bullshitting con artist.

Geez. You can almost smell the desperation on this guy.

If I was a NVDA investor, I'd be worried. This clown is doing nothing but gaslighting and lying these days.

Average Gaslighting Idiot.

AKA "a CEO."

Oh yes we have achieved AGI! But what we really need is Artificial General Super Intelligence! Just another trillion and it will be useful bro!

No.. you haven’t.

These fuckers will claim whatever nonsense to keep themselves relevant enough to take on more debt before they collapse.

Literally the story above this in my feed is OpenAI shutting down expensive services 😂

You goofy goobers

This guy has completely lost the plot. I don't think it's possible to be even more disconnected from reality.

The Turing thing again, how good a system is at mimicking a human? Like, lot's of dog owners could swear; the dog is smarter than a cat. But dogs are only better at reading their human.

I'll believe him, if he let's the LLM do his job.

>You think you've achieved AGI
>I know you haven't

We are not the same

I just dropped an AGI down the toilet AMA

if agi then why still jobs?

Guys i think i just found AGI in my gramp's old stuff.

fart sniffer

That man is a verbal slut. He will say anything.

"my chatbot told me so!"

His can we take this idiot seriously; slop DLSS, tgen telling us we are wrong about this (the buddy telling me what I prefer), then we achieved AGI...

How low can he falls?

How many R's are in strawberry?