I'm here to duke nukes and nuke dukes, and I'm all outta nukes.
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Balls of steel!
You tell me what you think it is and I'll confirm.
Is that where he sits on the "knows sex/does sex" axis?

You're right I don't actually remember any other characters in his game.
There's the pigs but I think in his case you'd use his peers, like Doomguy and
Uh
Leisure Suit Larry?
Idk I'm not a boomer