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[–] sdglover@lemmy.org 1 points 6 days ago

That is actually you, right? Not some random meme

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What is right leaning these days, is it Trump, Hayek, Keynes?

What is left these days, is it someone vehemently against universal healthcare like Biden, modern monetary theory, or is it some form of socialism?

The answer could just be power, people will label themselves and lie to you to achieve whatever ends they seek, as its probably been throughout history. I'm 14 and this is deep.

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (3 children)

(...that's not out tho...)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 115 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago

But it is good for your mental health.

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

( . ) ( . )

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sometimes a thin layer of fabric is more enticing than nothing at all. your imagination and anticipation is the best aphrodisiac. now stop being a perv and expecting titties and nips

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[–] karashta@piefed.social 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glad you're back! You bring much needed fun and levity to Lemmy

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 32 points 1 week ago

As a fan of fun, levity and boobs I approve.

I love that one can identify you by how unhinged your posts are. Delightful - welcome back.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a 300lb, 57 yr old man. So when I go shirtless is it an act of defiance against the rise of conservatism? I just wanna do my part. #metoo

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yes, but make sure to wear a cute skirt too

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Generica@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bras are cute too...but I have to use a lint roller to get the chest hair off them

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is this 'wearing....them out' as in making them more visible, or 'wearing them out' as in overuse ?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The idea that boobs get worn out from overuse is a conservative myth.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

whynotboth.jpg

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[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Oh god your back!! I m so fucking happy πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή. The kinky Queen took her throne backπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’–πŸ’–

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

Neat! That's- Wait a minute!

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My thoughts was boobs on a trans woman

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It could well be. We'll never know for sure.

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

yey boobies :3

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As if fascist do not love sex

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She's wayyyy to old for them.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Not with consenting adult women

they hate it, but want it. it's all self hate

[–] genes215@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Glad to see you back! Made my day!

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me too except I’m a cis dude 😎

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[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Conservatism is all about boobs out. Look at the whole thing with Sydney Sweeney.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Conservatives want boobs under control. They want them out, yes, but only under their permission and not attached to a person with thoughts and personality.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Keep fighting the good fight.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i never had my hot girl summer

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