credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration

[–] 17lifers@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 6 points 1 week ago

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

dont forget about log in with neocities

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Nooo, locked out of the system forever!!
:'''(

[–] g_blob@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

[–] NaibofTabr 5 points 1 week ago

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Pornhub?

Poemhub (if that's a thing)

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you have too many pixels in this picture.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

The other pixels have been used to log in to this website.

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago

You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Found the Filipino

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Waht abotu logign in in paarllel?

[–] g_blob@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I unironically like this.

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