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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Beep@lemmus.org to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago

Uncompressed/cropped original:

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From War and piss

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Never pass on pp fun times…unless it’s not your thing then absolutely pass on pp times.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

See I feel the opposite. Always pass on pp fun time. Unless it is your thing in which case don't pass on pp times.

[–] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I've told this story in another thread, but my wife's friend asked my to pee on her leg after getting stung by a jelly fish. We were at the beach with a group of 7 women + me. I panicked and said we should just wash it with soap and water, but I regret not taking the opportunity to pee on her leg when I had the go ahead from my wife. Our friend peed on her own leg instead.

Don't be like me, living with regret. If a woman asks for you to pee on her at a public beach, you gotta lean in.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Isn't passing how pp times happen?

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Unless you're such a sourpuss that you piss vinegar, don't bother.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop trying to ruin the one time people are allowed to pee on each other in public without it being a fringe kink.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you... Pissing on their parade?

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Or perhaps, taking the piss, ahyuck.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Not even willing to give it a try 😔

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Have you tasted vinegar lately? They have made amazing developments since you were born grama

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"War and Piss" amirite? Haha..

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

We would have also accepted "War and Pees"

[–] Deebster 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just in case everyone doesn't already know, urine can provoke jellyfish stingers to release even more venom. Use vinegar or rubbing alcohol instead, or, falling that, seawater.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The damage Friendshas done with this myth is probably on par with Archer and it's made-up association between having a stroke and smelling toast.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh did Archer do the toast thing? I heard that way before Archer. Wasn’t it even a Canadian Heritage Moment or something?

They poked a part of the brain of a conscious patient and she reported smelling burnt toast, and they learned stuff about her strokes.

I actually thought most people knew the true story and were just joking when they’d say they’re worried about having a stroke when they smell burnt toast.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Oh man thank you, I can’t believe I was right about the Heritage Minute. Miss those!

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My only source on this is the animated penguin movie Surfs Up starring Shia Labeauf but I believe it’s actually sea urchin stings that urine neutralizes the toxin

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Pissing on someone doesn't actually help jellyfish stings."

"Yeah, I know."

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

shhhhh 🤫

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, but I'll take an anti-baldness potion if you've got one.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago

The anti-baldness potion is also piss.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There suddenly being a visible sun in the fourth panel means there is a significant delay in his response. He probably has alzheimers or something idk.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They probably had to do more than one take. The last panel was probably taken from a different roll.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It just dawned me. The sun could be behind the witch all along. The last one is a closeup after all.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Gathorall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is actually the first take he managed to vocalize "No! ".