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I'm not Felix's type, and Break Stuff is one of my favorite songs XD
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I interpreted it as Felix was gonna get groped and you're right there watching
I don't think Felix is Durst's type XD
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I'm hanging out with the horse women.
Maybe some of these people can sit somewhere else and I get the whole row?
2 or 3
Honestly number 1 seems fine. They’d probably just listen to their podcasts and sleep.
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Next to House. Duh.
1 or 5, others look exhausting tbh
Ill take the train.
Disappointed that it's not Carson Daly next to Fred Durst.
5 and the seat beside it would both be free sure to Kevin Smith being kicked off the plane (at least if the fight was United)
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/aubreygordon/flying-while-fat
#8 next to Ash is... James Brown?
hashire hashire uma musume
I have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.
- I think Ozzy was super chill, so that's a plus.
- Jake may be annoying but it's worth it if I can mooch an edible.
- House could be interesting to talk to but maybe also a jerk, or even better Hugh Laurie would be a blast talking to.
I dont like any of these people... :/
Guess I would sit in the toilet.
5 if I want entertainment. 7 if I want to be left the hell alone.
I'll just stand
Trading seats with Silent Bob.
if ozzy wasnt behind me it would be an easy 2
Brewstew guy seems fun.
Honestly... Neither side completely suits me.
I’m paying to upgrade
7, if house is awake he is probably more interested in the biology of living anime characters in front of us. If I do draw his attention somehow, I probably have some health condition I want to know about.
I know Lemmy beside 9, who is the other one?
1 and 10 definitely...
I'd probably try because I'm strong-headed like that but halfway through I'd just walk out.
4 :3
There are at least 2 dead people on the plane. I think I'd wait for another flight...