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  1. I'd fit right in in more ways than one.
[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

3! Huh huh huh Cornholio!!!

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.

'So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?'

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I'm SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.

[–] Magnum 7 points 1 week ago
[–] zout@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. Lemmy was by all accounts a genuinely great guy. (I know, this the shitposting community)
[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He was, had a long chat with him at rainbow bar and grill in the early 2000s. Great guy.

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago
[–] LwL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

4 seems chill, unless whoever the window seat is changes that. There's also a morbid curiosity to the result of sitting in 6, it might just be entertaining enough to be worth it.

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[–] Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

1 or 9. I love both Ozzy's and Lemmy's music too much to pass it up.

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[–] yueinz@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago

6 and 10 😌

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

7, 4, or 10.

I'm all about the aisle seat, know I don't have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.

And whatever the character is next to 2 looks... ripe.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

1 if ozzy is alive.

2 is ok, brewstew might have some stories worth hearing.

3 might go well, would probably go very wrong.

  1. I don't know what Ferris did to have to sit next to durst.

  2. Hell yes, just to talk shop with Smith and Mewes.

  3. Haven't watched Pretty Derby, prob not for me

  4. House and GTA, hell yes

  5. Don't watch Cr1tiKal, and I think ash would be annoying, but petting his pokemon might be fun

  6. If lemmy was alive, maybe, don't know anything about bbno$

  7. Don't watch konosuba

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?

[–] Turret3857 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

7 because I need more mouse bites

backup plan of 2, brewstew would probably provide some good in flight entertainment, and sitting next to muscle man could be Alright

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Beware horse girls! It's a trap!

Also, the goddess is a lush. Don't offer her any booze!

[–] Commander_Keen@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

I think I'd have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Ngl idk who a lot of these people are.

I'ma say 5 because although Jay (the character) never shuts up, they're both really nice guys trying to do right by folks.

Bbno$ also seems chill af

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Those boys in row three remind me of those guys I caught whackin' it in my tool shed... but what are the odds?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm torn between 4 and 6,

For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have. (2 might be better for line of sight, but that requires house turning his head all the way)

6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something

I thought about 7, but the person next to house being sick doesn't make for great TV, so...

House obvi! I might actually get a diagnosis for my mystery chronic pain. Thar would be fantastic

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
  1. I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.

3, sitting between beavis and butthead would be epic.

7 either neither of them are talking to me or I get to watch CJ and Doctor house bicker. Regardless it shall be entertaining. Alternatively 10 for similar reasons.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

3 is probably the worst seat. Sitting in front of muscleman would be THE WORST

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