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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 189 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The same idiot who says these are "soft times" producing "soft men."

We've had "once in a generation" catastrophes every fucking year I've been alive, Joe.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 125 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Joe just wants to be surrounded by hard men!

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With those hard and long nipples of his

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Men who claim they're tough rarely are.

[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"Any man who has to say 'I am the King' is no true king." - Tywin Lannister

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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

I've worked with some really tough man and Joe baby ain't even in the book, let alone on the same page.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 1 week ago

To be fair a lot more men get into the habbit of using moisturizer during extreme weathrr events. That wind is no joke.

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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 week ago
[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"We got him elected."

There were clips of rogans shitty podcast after trump got elected and Joe Rogan was ecstatic saying this shit. I'm not gonna search for the clip but I'm pretty sure he said it, and undeniably he was enthusiastic about trump winning.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He also castigated environmental protesters, that's what turned me off from him, although I don't pay attention or I would be well off already. This guy is an opportunist. He believes in nothing.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He was radicalized by Covid lockdowns and not being able to do his entertainment jobs. The guy had enough money to just chill, but he couldn’t just wait it out like the rest of us. He’s worse than agnostic, he’s self centered to the core.

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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And you helped make it happen Joe, good job.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He is a hired gun, don't expect any honesty nor consistency

[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

Man if I were Joe I'd be so pissed off at the most popular podcaster in the world for having one of the richest men in the world who bought one of the most widely-used social media sites in the world on his podcast the day before the election to help endorse Trump. If only half the planet had seen this coming and said something!

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Joe Rogan, like their president, reflects them.

Only the United States could give us Rogan and make him as popular as he is.

The downfall can’t come fast enough honestly. These arseholes deserve retribution for the shit they’ve done and since the citizenry lacks the spine and decency to do it, collapse of the nation is the only way.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This guy is such a fucking clown.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have to disagree. Clowns are funny.

[–] Jessvj93@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They also go to college, and most importantly, finish.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

And normally when clowns do something controversial they can't find work.

This dickbag says something stupid and his viewership goes up.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Man if only there were some way to have known. Anyway, I personally saw a kid shitting in kitty litter at a shool. And by 'personally saw' I mean a professional liar told me this and I believed them because I always do."

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They vote for entertainment.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. It's a soap opera to them. Or WWE.

Or just sports... Shit you see asshole act the same way about musicians and actors.

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[–] null@lemmy.org 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Clearly this is, uh, Biden's fault.

[–] Houseman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Thanks O'Biden

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Well you see the kids are peeing in liter-boxes, so obviously we need to bomb Iran.

[–] Sektor@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate this soft short stupid unfunny petty grifter so much.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He looks like half a ham left out in the sun for a few days.

[–] gary215@thelemmy.club 31 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Damn Biden won't stop messing up the world, right Joe? /s

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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago

Initial image says:

"Rogan: Nothing seems stable. Everywhere in the world seems fucked right now. In all my years, this seems the most unstable, globally."

Twitter response says:

"votes to destabilize the world

15 months later:"

[–] manxu@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's wrong, though. The chaos is not universal, it's coming from a single place. A white house with a giant hole next door.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This one? Kremlin

I hadn't heard about the hole, but I'll ask Ukraine.

[–] manxu@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So imposing! With frozen-ish river!

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

NoT wHaT I vOtEd FoR

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I used to listen to this prick - he's always been kind of dumb, but his show was fun and attracted a broad spectrum of guests under the assumed banner of free speech. Most of the show's subjects intersected with my own interests: food, health, tech, psychedelia, politics, self-optimization. Other episodes offered a peek behind the curtain of some of our culture's ugliest, most insane ideological backwaters. This was frankly irresistible to someone like me, like hate-watching trashy TV, but I was engaging with it critically.

There were endless threads debating whether it was right to give some of those guests such a platform, but in general, we were all so sure that Joe was a progressive hero just shining a light on these figures. He said just enough of the right things to keep the audience coming back, and his detached approach was rationalized away. We thought that if he pushed back on these guys in any meaningful way they wouldn't go on the show and show us who they were.

In hindsight, fans who weren't alt-right weirdos were naive and misinterpreted his aloofness. Of course, the arrival of Trump and maga laid everything bare. Still, the resultant chickens of social decay have come home to roost.

I'm looking forward to this asshole's fade into irrelevance, but I'm not sure it will ever come.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

His detachment is a red flag. He's had a wealthy and comfortable life for a long time and it has protected him from whatever his guests are up to or the impact having them on his show causes. So long as Joe Rogan and his family as safe, he has no worries putting others in jeopardy. This is the fundamental right wing ideological stance that allows the cruelty. He should be able to do whatever he wants because his selfishness makes him blind to the harm he causes. He could be having these conversations in private if he was just curious and wanted to learn, instead he chooses to broadcast them to the world but refuses to even acknowledge any responsibility for the consequences.

[–] bibbasa@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

owWOWOWO what a coinkidink, how do we fix this mr thiel?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He said stable genius, not stability genius.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stable genius = pretty smart for a horse

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[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Well I'm that quote he doesn't say that he thinks that's bad

[–] Flyzeyez@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Fucking idiot

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