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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Fun fact - you can scream all you want without joining a club. You can do it right now, wherever you are. In fact, if you're in a crowded area in public several people might start screaming with you for free!

[–] theBATCLAM@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

That's the sign of a healthy society /s

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago

Shout... shout... let it all out. I think there was a song about it. Well, primal scream therapy has been around a long time as well.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are they doing this shit in a public park? No one wants to hear your bs.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Indeed, what is that? Just use a pillow or whatever.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I find that there is a fair bit of healment from a dose of yelling and cussing.

But also one can cause oneself hearing loss later in life from yelling too much so take that with that bag of chips.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Everyone already has a scream cupboard in their houses

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Screaming into pillows is the best way to do it from the comfort of your bed.