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[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 39 points 1 week ago

Imagine

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This would be the craziest way to find out Paul McCartney is still alive.

[–] Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You actually just had me check whether or not he was dead

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

I buried Paul.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And he only sings Justin Bieber songs

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While dressed as a pussycat doll.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

And Yoko is there for backup vocals

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

At which point Yoko Ono would reveal it as her greatest artwork, probably.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago

This would be the craziest way to find out that Paul has friends.

[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

For those who want to read more context about it. Interview with Monty Python's Eric Idle

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Simply having a wonderful faked death.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you pronouncing faked as "fay-ked" or are you ok with the wrong number of syllables

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

i wasn't bothering to look at scansion

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 week ago

Paul is dead.

[–] criscodisco@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Can’t hide the long butt under a mask