Why aren't we doing this? I personally haven't found the option to turn into a bat yet
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Literally the only issue with the plan
Ethicists were too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn't stop and think if they could.
Have you tried becoming a vampire?
Think of how long it would take to count that high
One! One aeon of eternity, ah ah ah! Two! Two aeons...
“We expected that they fly around each other and they never have physical contact,” Hristov said. “We have found, shocking to us, that bats crash into each other quite often. It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works very well.”
This implies a ideal gas law for bats, an ideal bat law, bat liquid, bat solid, and bat plasma
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I don't recall this version of Batman but I'm all for it.
In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic
Vampire propaganda.
I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the !bats@lemmy.world community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.
I simply wasn't aware of the community, I'll remember it next time
It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!
The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.
50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other's personal space.
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So a bus is more space efficient than pedestrians?
Often times, yes. Because sitting/standing requires less space than walking and that makes up for the extra space of the bus.
I guess walking is like humans being in a gas state, and riding a bus is humans arranging themselves into a solid. But idk what liquid humans would be lol
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The nice part about riding the bus is you can kick back, relax, and smoke a ton of weed while you travel.
Just like the driver!
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By beer?
Imagine the amount of mosquitoes you could fit.
Imagine the amount of mosquitos you could fit if they were inside in the bats’ bellies! They eat like their weight in bugs every night.
Yeah but you have that wasted space where all the bats flesh and bones are, that could be used to fill with more mosquitoes.
Where do I invest?
Squeak at the sky after dark and some guys will show up.
You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.
And now the traffic report:
"I'm over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west."
What if, to save space over cars but keep the personal comfort, everyone had their own hiding place with entrance hidden by brick and rubble?
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Those humans are quite large.
Much larger than bats.
really? only 150 bats? are these fruit bats or fat american vampire bats. i would like to speak to mathematic's manager please.
That's 150 thousand bats (i am not the mathematics manager though - she was probably hit by that bus)
are these american thousands or are these weird european thousands with extra zeroes like their weird millions and billions tho. they have been getting sneaky beaky with their numbers, the way they count things all discrete like.
SNEAKY.
BEAKY.
Does it need to be a full-size bat, or can it be one of those mini replica bats? I bet you could fit at least twice as many of those bats.
The bats go dormant during winter. We got about 6 months of that.
And after that - all bats are off.
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