I’d be even more turned on, honestly. A sense of humor and owns a farm? ❤️ Uno’s great but I’d need to see more board games.
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The intricacies of teaching a chicken to play Munchkin may be more than we know, lol
All chickens know how to play Uno, Go Fish, and Risk.
I remember I actually got the ps2 game Risk at one point in a clearance rack. It was one of those games that made you feel like you should go out and hang out with your friends so you could just play the board game instead. Then Napoleon would start talking shit again and you were like welp... Guess I'm going to spend the next hour trying to spank your ass
As my neighbors fighting the HOA can attest, you do not need a farm to own chickens lmao.
i have had a neighbor... they were not kind when they put in a pool. already in our backyards, it is small. it echoes. you can hear every smallest conversation. they rented a jackhammer and did not check the contract they signed so the pool company rented a jackhammer every day and charged it to the homeowner every day thus used it every day and thus used all day every day and charged them for an extra day's laborer every day they were such dipshits. also the company they went with fucked up a couple times if you can imagine. so i, uh when i go to protests they use me to lead chants. i have a voice. used to be a pro vocalist, had to give it up for reasons. have you watched This Is Spinal Tap? i read aloud the part of county zoning codes and pigs one day while my neighbors were trying to watch one of the playoff games with their work friends over in the hot tub, with the new fancy plasma tv and everything. So, uh, it doesn't matter how loud they turn up their volume, This One Goes Up To Eleven. And as far as plausible deniability i do need an excuse to practice my volume work from time to time.
funny enough that was the end of our trouble with the neighbor
What kind of jerk plays Uno against an opponent who is completely incapable of saying the word, "Uno"?
What's their next game? Basketball against a person with no arms? An eating competition against a person who has just had gastric bypass surgery? Tennis against a blind person?
Contrary to loony toons, I had a cock that would yell uu-u-uu-u-uuuunooo near round the clock. If he wasn't asleep, he was always reporting threats. Shit he would wake up at 3am to warn about coyotes as well.
And sometime they'll just uuuuuuuuuuuuuuouuuuuuuuuoououuuuu like a hoarse opera singer.
Some people are just born evil
This guy is has a twisted mind
*understands
That is a magnificent cock.
I can only think of the South Park cock magic episode.
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