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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Those women look like they're about to get sauced.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I try and measure just enough spaghetti for two people…

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

It depends on the surface area, it takes a lot of pasta to cover two people.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When you have skipped your cooking classes and now try to solve your team homework.

[–] lotharmatthaeus@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Either drugs or porn. Or both. But that would be unethical.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

So this is the kink your other meme is about, isn't it?

[–] lotharmatthaeus@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously, I need a source on that. Or a keyword to enter on that kind of websites.

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

SPAGHETTI FOR THE ONE TRUE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

[–] GoldAxolotl@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yo, is that some kind of human ramen 🍜, boss?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pasta IS drugs!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is not the proper way to make pasta puttanesca.