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FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch' (www.themirror.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Of course it was a waffle house he "teleported" to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Tequila Shots are never a good idea

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Disaster Chief is like Captain Obvious

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

With shoulder pads like that, I am a believer. This man can do anything.

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