American Christians: "Oh my god! The pope is a commie socialist woke antifa!"
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Among evangelical hardliners it's not an uncommon belief that the Pope is the Anti Christ, so...
Can enough irony actually cause a quantum singularity?
We could only be so lucky
I mean, every single time they have assumed the Pope is the Antichrist in the last 50 years they've been wrong, so surely this time.
A stopped clock is right twice a day!
what a coincidence as peter thiel is coming to europe tour to give talks on the ANTI-CHRIST.
while evangelical ignoring someone like THIEL who is obsessed with the anti-christ.
Hell Catholics weren't considered white for a long time
They certainly faced discrimination but I don't think it was a factor in race
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Yes, only their guy who pretend to talk to/for God is the guy I listen to unconditionally. Certainly not the head church guy, obviously he's a hack.
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For many christians, "christianity" is a social club they strongly belong to, not an actual religion. They don't give a fuck about what the bible is actually trying to convey, they just use the bible as a tackboard to pin their own beliefs and desires onto.
I suspect you think you're being satirical but as an American myself, I can guarantee there's a significant amount of Americana saying exactly this.
Many Christians: "Oh my god! This Jesus was a commie socialist woke antifa!"
Sorry Pope, there’s no money in that. Signed - insurance companies and Donald j Trump (because he likes his name in everything)
Except the Epstein files...
Something tells me he’s not embarrassed about that. He just hates it’s not his narrative.
That's rather pointed as there is only one first world country that does not have universal healthcare.
Sort of. A lot of us (countries) have some kind of public healthcare, but it's not really universal.
From experience in Australia: dental isn't included, physio is limited, out of pocket costs can be large for non-hospital visits because it's not a public system just a private subsidy model (mostly), wait times for "elective" surgery can be way, way longer on the public system because private health is permitted to exist and the public system is underfunded/understaffed.
What's worse is that private health cover is allowed to just cover the difference between public and private, meaning even if you go private, the public is still paying. Like, you wanna be private, fuck off and go be private then... (Talking to the private healthcare advocates, not the people. I have some level of private healthcare cover, even though I think it's a fucking stupid system)
List goes on.
It's WAY better than the US, but I refuse to call it universal.
As an American, he would be familiar with the consequences of not having it.
One of the most Christian things I've heard from a pope in quite a long time
MAGA: He is neither a true American nor a true christian.
Down with the red sox! Down with the cubs! Down with the pope!!
/s
We do. There are like 3 countries that don't... Oh yeah, makes sense.
No can do. Gotta bomb brown people to protect pedophiles.
huh, so that's Thiel's antichrist I guess
Conservatives: He thinks darkies and wage slaves should have universal health care! Hes the antichrist!!!
Peter Thiel: I know. 😈
USA will ask how the shareholders will cope.
Sorry Pope your follows say you are wrong lol
protestants, including evangelicals, are not catholics and do not follow the pope
According to a 2024 Gallup survey, approximately 69% of the U.S. population—about 235 million out of 340 million people—identify as Christian.[1] A plurality of Americans identify as Protestant (45%), followed by Catholics (22%). Smaller Christian groups include members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (1.5%), Eastern Orthodox Christians (0.5%), and other Christian denominations (0.4%).[1]
Everyone should just die of diseases in the street. Hysterical!
Not all of them. But far too many of them for sure.
"Oh that's it, he's going to Hell for sure!" -MAGA
I wonder how many countries’ healthcare the Vatican hoard could fund in perpetuity. The number is greater than one.
I was actually surprised to find out LDS (mormons) are several times wealthier than the Catholic Church on paper.
Their total revenue is around $30 billion a year. They could, in theory, pay for an entire states medical costs like Utah that spends about $18 billion a year.
Spefically pointed to your comment though, the Catholic Church is already the biggest private healthcare provider in the world. It operates roughly twenty percent of healthcare facilities in the world.
Those are great points. What payment model do the Catholic hospitals usually use? Free to everyone? Or are they operating the hospitals but only under whatever insurance or government coverage exists? I’m sure it varies around the world but I’m curious about the US especially. I think I was born in a Catholic founded hospital. But it seems like they are just the care provider and not so much the funding provider. The world “healthcare” has two meanings in this way.
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Trump will invade Vatican City.
This is not the kind of Popeing he paid for.
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My favorite thing is when rich people pretend to support things because they know, unequivocally, they'll never actually be held accountable for making them happen or their hypocrisy in living unimaginably luxurious lifestyles.
Like this asshole
I fully support socialized medicine for all. One question though, the church owns and operates numerous medical universities and hospitals. Are they really cool with universal healthcare?
To be fair, church-owned hospitals are pretty much closest thing to universal healthcare USA currently has. Government chipping in with their own universal healthcare would relieve a lot of cost, paperwork and trouble from the church.
He's literally not the first American pope wtf
Well he's certainly not the first pope that came from the America continent if that's what you mean. Still, the word "American" is being used to generalise US Americans as a whole.
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Nice. He understands there’s a better way than praying and small time charity work. Now if he can just convince his flock…
Hear hear!
The old "Do as we say, not as we do" gambit.
Interesting thought. If tithing to the catholic church paid for my healthcare, I'd consider signing up.
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