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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 194 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Friendly reminder that chuck norris was a magat.

So don't grieve for the loss of an action movie star who hasn't been relevant for closer to 20 years than not. Cheer for having one less nazi in the world.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris jokes? The jokes keep getting older.

[–] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chucky warns 1000 years of darkness if Obama wins: https://youtu.be/w2oYKdN5Gh4

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Socialism or something even worse"

Well, I gotta give it Chuck. Obama won and all these years later, the USA is sure in the midst of something worse.

[–] Magnum 13 points 1 week ago

Imagine calling Obama a socialist hahahahahaha

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I can do both.

I have fond memories watching him in Walker Texas ranger. I can be sad that that piece is gone.

And also be happy that a large influencer of MAGA can no longer spread hate.

It’s possible to have conflicting emotions.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah... personally I don't feel that "being on an entertaining copaganda show 30 years ago" is at all a drop in the bucket compared to "1000 years of darkness" but you do you.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Being multifaceted? What why? How could you? How there is no song or movie to hable this media netever taught me how!!!!

(Melts)

(Dies)

hey hey! you! no being complex creatures! one note beings only, get back in line please.

i mean you've just accurately described how i feel too. i did martial arts growing up. Walker Texas Ranger and Karat Kid had a major role in that. I was in damn good shape because of that, at least for me. I probably could have done one chinup

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

chuck norris was a maga

This is very true.

This is also not relevant to the image we use for memes, and we choose to respect the image of the person he is not, because that's a better person to mourn and keeps the memes alive.

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[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess Techno Viking finally caught up to Chuck Norris.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 30 points 1 week ago

Thanks Techno Viking!

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never had shit on Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Came here looking for the quote and you did not disappoint me.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

Don't care

I won't dance in his grave, but he was a christo fascist supporting magat.

People like him deserve little sympathy

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Rest in piss.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago

Yay one less nazi! FTG!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

Insert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

The best Chuck Norris joke was Chuck Norris himself.

Farewell, sweet punchline.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Man do I love me some backhanded compliments like this one.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just made upsidedown dogs day just a little brighter.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Jaegeras@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He'll get to finally have his rematch with Bruce Lee at last.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Magats don't get into heaven.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

Nobody does

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Charlie Kirk, then

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nice!

One less Trump supporting PR piece in the world. Let any public figure who supports and campaigns for Trump forever have their legacy forever tarnished.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It turns out that all we had to do was wait Chuck Norris out and eventually be declared champion!

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Used to watch Texas Ranger with my grandma but it turned out that Chuck is a massive douchebag and an idiot so shedding no tears for yet another mega rich twat, bye.

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wonder if his son will stop using his clout to grift "supplements" now

[–] comrade_twisty@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most likely we're all dead and Chuck Norris is the only one still alive.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago

It would certainly explain the absurdist hellworld we appear to exist in today, that's for sure.

[–] Wunz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Satan wouldn't let that shitstain darken his doorstep.

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