How is this programmer humor? This is just programmer truth.
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Especially anywhere near a beach! Aside from the sunlight, all the sand in the air getting everywhere. ¡No bueno!
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You're still working to make someone else rich. I'm not sure being in full sunlight at the beach is much of a consolation.
Given that the only other option for most people is "make someone else rich in a less comfortable environment", I would say it's pretty nice. Bonus points, you're probably less productive there so you're making them slightly less money.
Not all rebellion involves molotov cocktails.
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My boss gave me a RTO, so I retired. Union Yes, Baby!
I spent all my childhood life growing up on a dairy farm. Worked from home, got to do various types of exciting manual labor and operate somewhat dangerous machinery, AND I got to work outside no matter the weather.
So suck on that California. You ain't that special.
I like it. My patio table has an umbrella though.
It's because you're a mouseclicker. I code for a living, i do everything in the cli, all i need to do to work on a sunny beach is increase the text size and invert the colors
Maybe it's the oled but I have had summer hacking feels without the pain
I'm dark mode all the way... except in direct sunlight.
It's the brightness and lack of cooling with my M2 MacBook Air. I have that, my iPhone, and my Galaxy S10. I'm on Lemmy on the S10. Even that isn't as bright as my iPhone, but the typing is ten billion percent better.
I literally live in the SF bay area, there's like 2 good beaches, and none of them are worth the headache it would take to get there
If I’m in the zone I want to sit in a medium dark room with fucking no one talking to me or “having a great time”.
Any time I've gone to "work" from home somewhere fun, no actual work is getting done, no matter how genuinely I try
Isn't that more of a personal issue?
I work from home everyday. I get my shit done and then I do whatever I want.
I would do exactly the same thing at the office except whatever I want is bullshit with people I don't want to be around (coworkers).
Oh no, don't get me wrong, I work from home just fine.
If I'm working from a cafe, restaurant or bar, I'm spending the whole time there distracted
Which I guess is indeed a personal issue, so far play
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