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[โ€“] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Hold up...is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog's hand?

In what context does this even exist?? ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

Apparently it's from a restaurant in Chicago.

[โ€“] rslogix89@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The SNOC logo is my favorite part.

[โ€“] percent 3 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?"

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's just a normal hotdog then lol

[โ€“] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I really don't understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don't look at my fingers and think "DICKS!!!ยก!" and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat....

Yeah, nevermind. I get it.

Sometimes a cigar is just a representation of your desire to kill your father and fornicate with your mother.

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[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.

You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a "flail":

[โ€“] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That was a relatively recent invention

Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.

Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000โ€“21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

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[โ€“] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 19 points 1 week ago

Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL

[โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.

[โ€“] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?

[โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You wouldn't milk a chicken, would you?

You don't know my life.

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[โ€“] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Udder confusion

[โ€“] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Chickens do not have udders.

[โ€“] Marthirial@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

not with that attitude.

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[โ€“] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80โ€™s rock band.

[โ€“] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I want breast implants on my wiener.

[โ€“] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

rib it for pleasure

[โ€“] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Those are all naturals

Look further down

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Alvin and the Titdogs

The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:

[โ€“] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn't procreate.

[โ€“] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection? Because that's what will happen if these cloning companies have their way!

[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

Life, uh, life finds a way

[โ€“] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a challenging wank

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

No cloacas in Jurassic Park

WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿคฉ

[โ€“] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

And a very wide stance.

A simple misunderstanding. He ordered a hot bitch.

You are what your main ingredient is.

[โ€“] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

And a wiener!

[โ€“] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Microwave bubbles is all. Nothing to gawk at.

[โ€“] 58008@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Nah that's its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin' ass.

[โ€“] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

It's taking a dump. Titties and scat.

[โ€“] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Can I eat it?

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