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Disappointingly his lawyer wasn't Harvey Birdman

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[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago
[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Y'all, the videos he made are absolute bangers.

It piss me off that he support trump (I figure it's because he got so high he didn't know where he was) but he still does a damn good show. Saw him a few years back.

[–] wesdym@mastodon.social 1 points 1 week ago

@RobotToaster I know it didn't happen, but in my head-canon the Defence just shrugged and said, "Okay, but it's.. I mean, LOOK at this guy. Are you saying this clown defamed you and made your life worse? Really? Are you fucking four years old?"

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