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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago

Human McHumanface.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It was “Ea-nasir”, until that one guy ruined the name for the rest of us.

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[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know how to objectively answer a subjective question.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sorry i'm apparently super careless, i wrote the second part first lol. I'll change it

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can't tell anyone because I'm actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)

[–] shawn@thagoat.org 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)

Unless my math is wrong, 3 people with the same name doesn't make you the only one. Make it make sense! 

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

Yes but they don't really count

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

It is true except that it isn't!

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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

damn now I wanna know.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago
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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

Zod should buy dinner first.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alexander and Benjamin for boys. Catherine and Elizabeth for girls.

Simply because those names have a lot of nicknames available.

[–] Womble@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

Alexander and Catherine are both great, but so is Peter.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The best are like James and Mary. Names so common they help you blend in and commit crimes.

(Okay not actually my reasoning but I think common names are usually a good choice. Don't need to be that special you get a unique name)

[–] Coastal_Explorer@feddit.online 10 points 1 week ago

This can also have the opposite effect. There are a number of cases where the wrong person has been arrested simply for sharing a name with someone else that has a warrant for their arrest.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

James and Mary are super neat and combine with every kind of surname. Maybe that's why they're so common??

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're so common in America and Europe because religion mostly if I had to guess. Then from there people often use names from their family and it just kept growing.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

You are correct, biblical names stick around because they are written down and people like familiar things.

[–] shawn@thagoat.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cillian / Killian is a great name IMO.

[–] leoj@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

but is it sillian or murderillian

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[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Met a kid named Dragon. That's my favorite name

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[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Skip, Guy, Buddy and Frank

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Jean-Claude

[–] littleomid@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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Kayhla, but spelled in very complicated ways for zero reason. A machine wouldn't do that even if it was trying to force an awkward acronym.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Courgette! Aubergiene! 24-6-01!

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

J'nique (followed by a first name used as a last name like Robert, Nicole, Jackson, Jean, etc). Like J'nique Nicole.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

J'Nique is often interpreted as a creative, empowering variation of "unique" ... However, it is important to note that in French, this phonetic spelling translates to slang meaning "I f*ck" or "I screw".

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

That's very much intentional

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”

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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Women: Sophia, Carmen or Elizabeth

Men: Not much can top William.

I swear, both William and Elizabeth have the most nicknames, Bill, Will, liam and all the lys options. Elizabeth, beth, liz, eliza, libby, betty, Beth, Ellie…

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 1 week ago
[–] kbal@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Judas, Trismagistus, Skrillex, Hideo, Jamboree, Moonbeam, Barry, Ganon, Hadjar, Boromir, Grendel, Jesus, Annana, Jone, Bess, Roger, Sugarloaf, Ponder, Basil, and Ernest. Those are the best ones, but there are many others.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder how many people know the meaning of their names.

[–] kubok@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Me and the wife made it a point to choose names with actual meaning for our kids. The youngest certainly lives up to hers. She has a name fit for a warrior and she is a fierce one.

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

If you can go with multiple names, I do like my parents' reasoning: pick one interesting/local name that we like, and one that works in many cultures/languages. Something like Pierre Henry.

Morgan or Morgana

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Audra

I first read that name in a book when I was a teen and I’ve loved it ever since. My Warcraft rogue Audacity was even partially named using it.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The real question is, why do people pick the names they pick. Probably some positive experiences with those names.

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