The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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Its straight to be gay.
It's also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻
A leg is?
what the FOCK bees
i'm kind of scared to ask marvin what he thinks about this
*It's
Ironic, ain't it?
Don't you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.
Just like their leader.
They're a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
It's dry.
Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.
And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
Or the Hormuzzy
HormUwUz
Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke
Took a few bombs but it worked
Operation Plowshare let's goooooo
where? i just see water
Who?
I think he just did
Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole......in the straight of Hormuz
Straight men have prostates too
some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.
Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker
Oh! I know this one! They're stupid?
Correct!
It's woke.
And haram!
The new island looks like a pizza slice or dorito.
And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region
Congratulations, you're now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.
Neat!
camera flash
I really want to see the picture.
you kind of can on the screen. it's a damn good selfie.
I zoomed in and saw it after I saw your comment.
The funny thing is, it looks like she's posing for the camera, but then she puts the camera down, and you realize that's just how her face looks.
My face looks like I'm angry 101% of the time. Meanwhile I'm just in my own head thinking about how weird the blowjob scene in ghostbusters is.
We see Ray getting a blowjob....from a ghost.....and then nothing like that ever happens ever again in the whole franchise. Which just makes it even MORE out of place! Like....why??? And Ray was REALLY into it too. His eyes curled. His body arched. And then he came. In a movie frequently shown to kids! It's just as weird as the part in Back to the Future, where Martys mom really was trying to sleep with her own son. She didn't know it was her son, but we, the audience, do. Who's that for exactly? Who walks away from this movie and says "I really liked the implied incest that was trying to happen"?
And then someone breaks my concentration and says "Heeeey, cheer up buddy!"
Which ironically, makes me angry, because I'm sick of people saying that everyday.
What were we talking about again? I think I got sidetracked.
Oh yes, funny women taking funny photos, and they come out surprisingly good. Truely the modern day Mr Magoo.
Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz
No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz
crooked of hormuz.
Their boats are too wet to go that way
because it's gay
It's more fun the other way.