They’re getting desperate for a distraction that isn’t just as bad.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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They should release all the Epstein files unredacted to distract from the Epstein files.
It will partially work too, some corners of the internet are obsessed by this stuff.
"alien" in english also means "foreigner", given the times we're living in I find it more likely that whatever this is has to do with immigration rather than flying saucers
exactly. you are coming to the website looking for green men and will find only brown ones.
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It will contain a zillion pictures of republicans. They are among us.
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I think aliens wouldnt put up with this shit, and just leave us alone. Human leaders too stupid. Come back in 100 years. Either we are smarter or dead.