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[–] REDACTED 115 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Isn't notepad an LLM client now?

[–] the_beber@feddit.org 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Feels like everything is. Might as well describe every app by it‘s (now) secondary function.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 18 points 2 weeks ago

Some apps just have it as primary function now...

[–] habitualTartare@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Waiting for the rename to copad AI.

[–] REDACTED 12 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] RainbowBlite@piefed.ca 98 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Notepad's sole purpose is to remove formatting from copied text.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

ctrl+shift+v is your friend

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't work everywhere...

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

Unsurprisingly Microsoft products are the least consistent with it

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[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Not always (looking angrily at you Outlook, meanwhile your brother Excel excels (ha!) at doing this while inputting data).

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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 60 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So… they removed Wordpad to push people into using Word… and now they removed Notepad to push people into… this monstrosity? Why does Notepad support hyperlinks now?

Back when I used Notepad, it was to strip out rich text formatting and reliably get consistently distinct text, especially if I configured it to use a monospace font. Now I have to worry about embedded hyperlinks sending me to God-knows-where?

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 40 points 2 weeks ago

If you are stuck in Windows, use Notepad++.

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Control + Shift + V pastes as plain text.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I always thought the default font used by notepad, courier, is monospace. But I mostly stopped using windows years ago so maybe that changed

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

notepad has formatting now? o_O

does it produce markdown or something?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 90 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yep it’s markdown, and yep they had a CVE with second highest grade cause of it

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

heh, ofc. Apparently something to do with file:// and such uri handling, apparently executing local files? Yikes.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

not just local files

if you click a link to file:///123.45.67.89:69420/files-download/virus.exe it will download and run virus.exe from that IP address

it still works, but now there is a "Dangerous Link Location: This is not a web link and may lead to the execution of malicious code" warning, but previously it would silently run the file.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's a UWP (i think? they renamed the platform twice already) vibecoded app now, notepad.exe still around.

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[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Notepad++ gang, rise, claim your kingdom.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Carighan@piefed.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well it's a 23y old application that had one issue where the dev's machine got infected, and it was handled ~instantly.

What's the actual problem here?

[–] otterpop@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

This isn't the first time that application has had problems either, the CIA hacked it because it was loading unsigned DLLs: https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/v733-fix-cia-hacking-npp-issue/

To be fair it's one of the most popular text editors so it's not surprising nation states would target them, and it's hard to block someone with those kinds of resources.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Instantly? The article says “lasted for almost half a year”

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[–] zwerg@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If for some reason you're stuck on windows, might I recommend notepad++ ?

[–] Jessvj93@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But also beware as notepad++ has had a security breach recently.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A text editor shouldn't be having security breaches.

[–] RedAle@feddit.dk 15 points 1 week ago

Technically it was the server for updates that got breached, not the editor itself.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Tabs were a welcome addition, but that's where the good idea train swiftly leaves the rails.

What we needed was a built-in hex editor, and maybe some better tools for working with unicode that you can't just type in on whatever keyboard you have.

Instead, they turned it into WordPad, which we already have.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Its not even wordpad. It only supports markdown not rtf... it only exists so they could easily shove copilot into it.

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[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the point and strength of notepad was that it opened immediately, no bullshit, you can write text and that's all.

I suspect that's not the case anymore.

[–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Nope, now (by default) it opens all the files you had open the last time you used Notepad. You can turn it off, but it's annoying.

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

The Notepad getting junk added is a Microsoft Store app. The old notepad.exe is still usable.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

And as for all things Windows 11 a tutorial is needed to painstakingly wade through every inch of bullshit.

[–] foofighter@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Huh. That write up seems pretty useful. It's so weird that the redesigned app is just an alias to the old and untouched app that's still sitting in system32

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[–] baller_w@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve totally fallen for markdown. I want more normies to know about it.

All the nice things about rich text with none of the Word.

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[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Unfortunately it has a use. Microsoft discontinued WordPad

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

If you use the formatting bar to format text, it unlocks the View→Markdown menu which has two options - Markdown or Syntax. This allows you to toggle seeing the source or formatted markdown.

If you do not use the formatting bar to format text, markdown is not enabled. I manually typed in text in markdown format and the menu didn't un-grey.

You can go into the app settings and turn off formatting, which will hide the formatting toolbar.

I think you really have to work hard to be offended by this.

Additionally, for those Notepad Purists™ who are offended by any features being added… Tabs are handy. And having it auto-save drafts and auto-open them is also handy - for me. Maybe you don't like that, but you can disable the auto-save in settings. Can't turn off tabs, but you can set it to open in new windows, so pretty close to disabling that.

If this is what drives you over the edge to use Linux........ okay, bud, have it your way - and I'm a Linux enthusiast, so I'm all for it. But being pissed off by something you have to specifically enable seems a bit silly to me. It's the hallmark of fascism - "Other people have the right to exist! FUCK THAT!" - a little hyperbolic, but the principle is vaguely the same. :P (And what's the internet without hyperbole? :) )

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

My week as a windows forced office worker just peaked having seen this meme.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

GNU EMACS is RIGHT THERE in WINDOWS
You can INSTALL IT
(Well you can't install it, you kinda just dump it in Program Files)
PEOPLE have been EXTENDING it for DECADES SAFELY
WHAT are you WAITING FOR

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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Notepad, the app I literally only ever use accidentally, or to edit a PC's hosts file.. Ah yes, this definitely needs CoPilot and markdown formatting.

All it needed was a dark mode to match modern Windows light/dark theming, done.

The additional shit (markdown, CoPilot?!) is just noise, intrusions, and vulnerabilities.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I understand Notepad++ is pretty cool?

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[–] Carighan@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean you're right, but also look at what emacs or vim are doing on the linux side. Overloading your notepad application is hardly a concept birthed on Windows.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'd argue the Linux equivalent is more something like nano, and I wouldn't say nano is overloaded

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Vim has kept to simple sanity.

We don't talk about LazyVim.

Edit: I heard Emacs might be getting a text editor added soon.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Are you saying that extensibility is the same thing as bloat? Weird take if so.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago
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