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[–] raven@lemmy.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And there's a talk going around about single-player campaigns won't come to PC, they'll be PlayStation only.

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Capitalism. Yay!

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Microslop ads intensify

"We have upgraded your klondike game to be CoPilot Klondike, with more CoPilot enabled features, such as CoPilot and CoPilot 365 for every move!"

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Uses DOSBOX to run Windows 3.1 to play Solitare Vegas Mode

[–] StopTech@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Where it all went wrong was the industrial revolution

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Fokeu@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just wanted to say that I love Reze.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

its funny they say you'll "own nothing and be happy" but they keep taking the things away from us that have been keeping us content with their systems for so long, they do realize this right? that they're setting themselves up for disaster.

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[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

who are the AIslop games taking over gaming? Are they in the room with us right now?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Buy a console anon.

Join the filthy gaming working-class. You will own it, and forever feel inferior with your pathetic 30-60 FPS.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

those will also be expensive what are you on about.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

a ps5 is like $500. That's not expensive compared to a gaming PC. I just helped my newphew build a low-end gaming PC and it was $1500. the GPU was $400 alone.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh, still not going to every buy one tho, for the obvious system limitation reasons and lame exclusives.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

you don't have to. buy what you want, play what you want. you can even buy used machines.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's what happens when you let a libertarian have a monopoly

[–] 5715@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Where did it all go wrong?

Enclosure after the Black Death.

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