Great! I finally have an excuse to take that hiatus I've been meaning to do for the past several years. You've got my number when everything breaks! Oh, and when it does my rate is gonna be double what it is now.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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If you scoured the world for the most punchable face, you’d surely come up with Sam Altman
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Wow he really has lost his mind.
Remember kids. If no one has any income because their jobs were replaced. Who is going to buy the slop?
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AI is lame so it should be able to take all of the CEO jobs already. That would save the shareholders millions, billions even
Bad news is: 840 billion.
The biggest pile of bullshit bucks that the world has ever seen, and this guy's sorry ass is sitting on top.
Gotta say Sam, spoken like a true sister molester
Sam Altman can lick my ass until he runs out of investors money to lose...
I'm not going to thank Sam Altman when his time is over.
Lmao. Expecting this guy to be at the very least imprisoned by the Trump admin after his company goes belly-up
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This is all just PR to raise more capital for a failed business model.
Fuck 'Madoff' Altman.