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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/DaddyPlaysGuitar on 2026-03-17 21:59:25+00:00.
This actually happened in the 00s. I was 15, me and a friend went to the shopping mall. We randomly decided to buy a hamster each and proceeded to go watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3. The cardboard boxes we got the hamsters in were not designed to last a 3 hour movie and halfway through the picture they had chewed a huge hole and the white one escaped. Miraculously it wasn't opening night and the room wasn't full. I saw a white blur on the floor going towards the back and I managed to follow, jumping through empty seats and finally cornering the creature. I caught it and walked back to my seat while the fucker bit me continuously. I put him back in the box and the Box under my shirt. When I came home my favorite shirt had a hole not unlike the one in Iron Man's chest...
TL;DR hamster do not indeed belong in movie theaters