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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 226 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe she's X Æ A-12's sister. I didn't know Elon Musk had another daughter.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

He's had like 6 since then. That we know of. Probably.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

You may think this is some "gotcha", but the image is clearly mirrored, and U.RA.ΩHY is a perfectly normal name here in AⴓeⰃ⫝c≜.

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[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

what about AΓR.U. though... Or 4R.U. (who has one tooth that is way more prominent than the others)

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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 86 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

But but but, count the number of fingers guys! It’s 5 fingers per hand! Haha libz!

Never mind the unnecessary second iPhone.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or the nonsense name badges

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 26 points 2 weeks ago

In this house Pvt. Yhq.Ar.U is goddamn American hero. 🇺🇸🫡🦅🦅🦅

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Both held by the exact same hand

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ironic too to use this AI propaganda when Kegseth is doing his best to purge women out of the military.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Keggerseth doesn't want women to serve IN the military. He wants them to serve UNDER the military.

SELF FIST BUMP !BOOM! YOU CHODES

[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At least the russian propaganda babes I've seen have been real women, but I guess it's not surprising these MAGA idiots are incompetent in copying the shady shit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

One of the post-collapse Soviet Bloc's biggest exports was "fashion models".

Sex trafficking young, thin, blonde girls out of Bulgaria and Poland and Ukraine and Russia was a big part of Jeffery Epstein's job and a lucrative inroad to people like Les Wexner and Jean-Luc Brunel.

For natives in these regions, there's no need to use AI to generate what your economy was already churning out in droves.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The title reads like OOP is also a bot/sockpuppet.

It doesn’t quite flow like proper low-literacy American English, but someone who diligently studied insta posts from that demographic.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not a bot. Nor do I use insta. Lol

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No not you! Original OP, as in whoever wrote the title in your image. Sorry for the confusion /gen

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, derp. Lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sounds like an average American teenager with a D in English to me.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)
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[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Conservatives dont have a realistic view on woman anyway trust me these are just as real as the ones they "know" in real life.

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[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Me, an intellectual, "no I am quite certain Illinois hasn't deployed anyone."

[–] REDACTED 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ahh yes, the soldier named "yhq au.u"

[–] Drasglaf@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

What, she's Elon Musk's niece.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

The hands alone are a dead giveaway. The fingers still look wring and the phone hold finger spacing would make Rachmaninoff blush.

Edit:

After another closer look, it isn't as bad for finger spacing, but certainly doesn't look human, IMO.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

None of the names are legible and the front two are both showing a one star general ranking.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

That I did notice, but my eyes are always drawn first to hands for obvious detection reasons.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For me it was the lower right figure. The finger length thumb just put my brain on instant repulsion.

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[–] hr_@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What's fascinating is the constant worry about trans and women not being able to serve be cause they couldn't possibly. But somehow, that is fine be cause they're pretty? Just another example of the inconsistency in their thinking.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Conservatives: I'm anti abortions! It should be illegal! It's against God!

Also conservatives: pushes stripper / underage daughter to take an abortion so the wife won't find out.

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[–] bruzzard@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Begun, the clone war has...

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Random thought: I think the US higher echelon tech already has AI that knows how to spell and count fingers.

Civilians are usually about 10 years behind.

It's kinda scary am I going off the deep end? Am I a schizophrenic now?

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Massive Arian Master Race vibes on that picture.

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 8 points 2 weeks ago

Truly a shitty shitpost

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sergeant YHAAR.U might take offense to this.

[–] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 weeks ago

OP falls for bot bait

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