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[–] nuke@yah.lol 27 points 2 years ago

DM: It's about sending a message

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bard uses cutting words

"You're just angry, Demon because your god is an abusive employer and never appreciated you. You'll never be good enough for them."

Demon: I WILL SIEZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

bard to party: I've dealt with the demon and his god is going to have his hands full for a while.

Paladin: drips off of ceiling

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Straight up has a similar situation with a gibbering mouther and the barbarian in the party.

It crit and I rolled a total of about 50 damage. The Barbarian then failed his strength save.

The barbarian had less than 5 hit points left and was knocked prone

Edit: The best part was the barbarian was raging so he had advantage on the strength save to prevent going prone. He literally could only fail if he rolled 2 1s due to his strength and being a barb. He rolled 2 1s.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah pretty unlucky on the barbarian's side

Literally a DC 10 to not be knocked prone and he had a +8 with advantage. 2 nat 1s later and he was knocked down.

The ranger landed a crit on his turn (which was next) and finished the Gibbering Mouther off, which let the barb stand on his turn without issue but he was blinded by one of the others.

To add more context, the barb had the highest hit points in the party. Everyone else was hovering around 30 for their max. Also the combat was 4 Gibbering Mouthers that started the fight spread out and nearly surrounding the party.

In general it was a hella cool combat that was teetering on the edge of oblivion for most of it. Which in all honesty made it that much cooler.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

For your barbarian

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

POV of seeing you seeing the palladin getting one shotted

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He kind of looks like bill hader in the thumbnail lol

[–] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Looks a lit like German comedian Max Giermann

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Start signing now!

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago

When I ran Rime of the Frostmaiden I managed to One-Shot a character three times over the campaign (once at low level, once at level ~5, and once at high level)

All three times it was the party Paladin.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

The rest of the party when my level 10 hexadin was KOd from almost full health by a storm giant quintessent.