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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bottom half fish.

I know what human pussy feels like. Lemme try that fishussy.

[–] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I could have lived a long happy life without reading "fishussy"

Don't make a fussy about it

[–] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bottom half fish. The end result is less horrifying than top half fish, plus no one said I have to fuck the bottom half.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

And I absolutely would

[–] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bottom-half fish. I've seen The Lighthouse like eight times. I'm ready for the mermussy.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if it turns into a Futurama scenario where she drops her eggs and leaves you to fertilize them.

[–] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain't trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.

I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Oh like that one Futurama scenario.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm assuming it's something like an angler fish. I'm irresistibly drawn to making out with her and smooching on her body. That's when my lips fuse to her skin and soon Im permanently attached to her.

Over the course of weeks or months, I chimerize with her and all my redundant bits die off and detach until only my testicles remain. They're her testicles now, and she can tap them for a shot of genetic material for reproductive purposes. As with all Angler / Mermaid females, she can engage in this absorption process multiple times and possess multiple sets of male gonads.

We have different ways down in the deep, where Great Cthulhu dreams and Rlyeh sleeps.🐙🌠🌊

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

A sense of the cosmic sublime, maybe?

Not too long ago, I was introduced to The City of the Singing Flame by Clark Ashton Smith (Found here at Eldritch Dark! ) in which a great fire in the center of a flame emits beautiful musical sounds, so alluring that it draws creatures from all walks to come and throw themselves into the fire.

The narrator of the story visits the site, feels the allure and resists the urge to join all the many others sacrificing themselves in the flame, but soon he realizes the allure of the flame, eventually coming to realize it presents a better destiny than any other he might imagine in his mundane life.

I'm not quite there yet, unable to tell the difference between making an existential choice for myself, or being drawn to it via an external controlling mechanism (say a parasite in my brain, or a stimulus tapping into some primal fail-deadly urge), but left to my own devices my own journey is likely to be wholly unremarkable.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Does the fish head still have the ability to talk and think like a human?

Asking for... reasons

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago
[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I disagree with Fry. But I’m a boobs kinda person.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Anyone that's ever scaled fish knows the answer.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] optimal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago
[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Nah but I'll smash a tangerine