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[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 190 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Classic violet08...

Wait wtf?!

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 146 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 weeks ago

YOU fucking thot.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 109 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 37 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck yeah, spread it!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 122 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a bisexual woman, yes please. Fat titties make the world go round.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 70 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

NGL, fat titties SUCK when it's blazing hot and you've got a scorching yeast infection eating the skin under your girls.

Intertrigo.. SO not worth having fat titties.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 106 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago

God bless you..!

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[–] Duranie@leminal.space 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a dedicated 72hr antiperspirant stick that I use for my underboobs and the crease at my groin area that I apply after every shower. Summer and workouts are so much more comfortable without the skin irritation, and the conditioning/protective barrier helps prevent friction.

[–] eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🤨🤔 will be recommending someone attempt.

Sounds realistic given how "never go away no matter what" antiperspirant sticks are designed to be.

It also clogs pores to prevent sweat if sweat is part of the thing causing the rash.

Probably also has things in it to prevent drying so much as to cause irritation.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dark, warm, moist, friction - perfect formula for growing something on irritated skin .

The only time I generally don't apply it to these areas is if I'm planning on sharing these areas with someone else later that day 😉 lol .

[–] alternategait@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That very specific feeling of accidentally licking some antiperspirant.

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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What is the original version of this meme lol

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 273 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve had this image on a Zip disk since ‘97.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

I'd guess they both just think they wish they had the others body.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Originally they're both thinking what the woman on the left is.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 63 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was sure this was going to be violet08

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lunch? Some fries motherfucker

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Sunrise, motherfucker 🌅

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it wasn't all killer no filler but I did find Superstore surprisingly good.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

As a skinny chick, yeah that is how it sometimes goes.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a giant stocky dude, it do be how it goes.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

As a short stocky dude who probably belongs in Karaz-a-Karak, tis how it goes.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

<creep>What a coincidence, I want both their bodies too.</creep>

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Alive, yeah? You mean alive. How creepy are you?

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna need a bigger freezer

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Flesh is weak. I crave the strength of steel and aspire to the purity of the machine.

The Omnissiah is eternal.

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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Comparison is the thief of Joy! ♥️

[–] Fokeu@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago
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