That coworker has more demons than you.
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Can confirm. Source: I am that co-worker
Agreed. That cheeriness could be a mask built from trauma. That's what mine is, at least.
They aren't always happy. They are always happy to see you.
aww
I have a friend like this. He’s wakes up super early, like 5 am, and texts me to go ride bikes. Like dude, i’m still sleeping for 3 more hours. Text me when the sun comes up.
My super power is I can be both these characters at the same time.
Some peoples brains dont work 24/7 and they just live in ignorance. Work, go home, watch TV. It actually seems nice sometimes, stupid and happy!
I just grunt at them.
At first they laughed. Now they know that that's really all they're getting out of me.