Death to pedophiles!
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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doing mean unhinged EPSTEIN-WAR RANT.
Executed by antiaircraft gun for falling asleep in the presence of Dear Leader:
Most DPRK stories are written as biased DPRK fan fiction from outside enemies. He may just have been fired from his post.
Clickbait headline. Trump's rant demanded that those reporters be tried for treason, is that not a bad enough thing to do, to make a compelling, and truthful, headline?
But no, because one of the possible outcomes of being convicted of treason is the death penalty, the headline says "demands death penalty". Gee, I wonder why the headline doesn't say "demands 5 years in prison", another possible outcome of a treason conviction? Anyone want to take a guess?
Sensationalism is so pathetic.
Another sad day, as the crazy old man has yet again eluded the endless sleep.