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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/No-Stress-7638 on 2026-03-15 08:18:30+00:00.


ok so I have celiac disease, so bread is a big no-no for this guy. So I love the corvids in my backyard, so I tend to feed them before I head off in the mornings. Usually, I toss them some nuts or grapes, but today, my brother, who can eat bread, told me he had some bread that was a bit stale.

I broke the bread up and tossed some to the birds. Most ate happily, but two were looking at me and not eating. Normally, that just means they don't trust the food, and it is fixed by taking a bite of half a piece before tossing it over, so I did that out of habit. After I swallowed the bread, I realised my mistake... at least the birds were eating, and I got to take a sick day off work

TL;DR: idoit bird man eats bread to make his birds happy. Not a good idea with celiac disease

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