this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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Bready is a community for anything related to making homemade bread!

Bloomers, loafs, flatbreads, rye breads, wheat breads, sourdough breads, yeast breads - all fermented breads are welcome! Vienesse pastries like croissants are also welcome because technically they're breads too.

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[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

smooth bois - honey it's time to take your bread pill!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

probably also delicious ... like your brain?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Is something wrong, honey? You haven't touched your baguedildo at all."

I'll show myself out.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Runnerup:

Baseball bague-at.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are clearly defective. Let me take them off your hands.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... guy who picks his butt requests bread from Satan's maggoty asshole.

Yeah, that scans.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

My username isn't what I do. It's more like abbreviated confucian wisdom.

Confucius say: He who has itchy bum, has stinky finger.

**gong goes off in the distance

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

I give them a 7/10

[–] Capable_Coping@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

fell prey to the same blunder literally yesterday

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Jumbo breadsticks.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh! Mercy!

*fans self*