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[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

chickens don't give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don't really ask.

it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with "hey, free people!"

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Chicken are bred to lay more and more eggs, to the point of exhaustion. This was never a free choice, of course. Neither was it natural.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

people exists anyway

[–] REDACTED 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought we give them food and security from wildlife in return

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

are you being sarcastic, or do you mean it? because if you mean it, oh boy, do i have bad news for you.

[–] REDACTED 1 points 1 week ago

More like a bad joke, but there is some truth to it depending on conditions (Ie. Free range chickens), other than that we're the predators, so obviously it's very ironic to say we're protecting them

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We could sell hats for the eggs?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

egg sweaters! with knitting patterns

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t like it, but I get it

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Those chickens have to feed their kids, unless we eat them all

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  • Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Egg ai hallucinations...

  • extra shells
  • infinite shells
  • shotgun shells
  • infinite nesting egg recursions
  • hard boiling a Kinder Surprise egg will give a yellow paintball inside
  • you can substitute 1 raw egg for a Cadbury egg
[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Infinite nesting egg recursions

So we’re making pearls now??

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Enchickification..?

No, bad thoughts

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

No cookies?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

No problem, I always thought eggs were kinda shit anyways. They can keep them