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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 283 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

99% companies have been using Windows for the past 30 years. I would gladly accept any job using Windows, even more if they paid well. I hate Windows way more than everyone else, but being unemployed is worse nowadays.

[–] nous@programming.dev 196 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

You assume they don't already have a job and we're just looking for other opportunities. Not everyone is unemployed before they apply for other jobs. If anything that is a good time to look as it gives you stronger position to negotiate from.

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[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 96 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Senior backend engineering definitely doesn’t see 99% windows adoption rate.

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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 238 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Does anyone actually believe this post??? Because it reads like upvote farming.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago

Its posted in a humor sub soooo no

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Not IT, but my dad said they lost a chemical engineering hire over this once, like 25 years ago.

[–] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair they tried posting it on the Linux community on .ml and there were so many upvotes and positive feedback that it crashed the server. So they had to post it again somewhere more balanced to limit the impact.

[–] thedarkfly@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

We had a new joiner quit on his first day because of this. Didn't even get to eat the burrito he ordered :( So it definitely happens.

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 156 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

They say while using gmail.

[–] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 79 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gmail is functional at what it sets out to do, which is send and receive email.

The sender is not expressing privacy concerns, they’re expressing functionality / utility concerns.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair enough, still seems silly as hell to me. Windows is perfectly functional for corporate, and even software development use as long as the team managing the image and standard settings at your workplace is competent.

Yeah, being able to customize everything to meet your preferred workflow etc with Linux is preferable.

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[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 weeks ago

It's tagged "Inbox", it looks like this is the recruiter's POV.

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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

I think that's a tad excessive. Sure, Windows sucks, but it's not my machine so I don't give a shit. Now, if they expected me to bring my own machine and also insist that it's Windows, I'll get pissed off and refuse the offer. Their machine though? They can demand whatever they want, so long as I can actually do my job.

9/10 times it's not Windows I'm fighting against when I'm unable to do my job, it's the IT department not giving me admin rights over the right folders so I can't even install Docker without spending 3 days with them to get the right permissions.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Personally I also would not quit/back out just from that, but “it’s not my machine” misses the point, IMO. It’s a device I’m expected to use ~40 hours a week. Windows fucking sucks. Using that trash for half of my waking hours sucks. Been there, done that, I hope to hell I never have to again.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The fuck are you doing in it?

I’m a software engineer and we use windows. 90% of my day is spent in Visual Studio Professional. The rest is split between chrome, outlook, teams, postman, and SQL server management studio.

I literally never go to the start menu. I have shortcut icons on the bar for everything I need.

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[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would you not be very clear about this right at the start of the interview process so you're not wasting everybody's (including your own) time? If this is one of your absolute show-stoppers, then say so up front and we can either work with IT to get you what you want, or decline and move on to the next candidate.

[–] epicshepich@programming.dev 47 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You have a lot more negotiating power once they give you an offer because of the sunk cost.

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[–] MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Are you talking to the employer or the applicant, because it works both ways?

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[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Man, imagine being in a financial situation where you could afford to turn down a job just because of if the OS you'd be using

[–] freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Imagine applying for a job as a backend engineer and not knowing, based on the job posting/qualifications needed that they were a Windows shop.

Or just imagine generating this fake Gmail in Gemini or ChatGPT and posting it to farm the rage.

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[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Dude how many qualifications do you have that you can turn down a job offer in this economy over such a rather minor inconvenience?!

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 47 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Dude, that's like hiring a truck driver and telling him his lorry will be pulled by 4 horses.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If they want to pay me to deliver stuff on a unicycle, I'll be delivering stuff on a unicycle. Do I want to ride a unicycle? Depends on the pay.

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[–] NatoBoram@lemmy.wtf 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Minor" inconvenience is not having a coffee machine in the dining room, it's nothing like the culture of incompetence that permeates organization that are that severely vendor-locked.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you've currently got a decent job, then you can afford to be suuuuper picky.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

The best time to find a job is when you have a job.

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[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

extremely based, I have no idea how any dev at my company tolerates windows.

in addition to how extremely slow and incapable the OS is in general,we have to submit tickets to run software because everything is installed through random .exes.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao.

,we have to submit tickets to run software because everything is installed through random .exes.

You have to do that because your IT department doesn't trust you. There's no difference in danger between a dev with system access installing an exe or a DMG.

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

You have to do that because your IT department doesn't trust you.

Nor should they.

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 41 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

I dev every workday on Windows 11 and I don't get why people feel like it's awful to work on? I dunno what everyone else is doing but it's basically just switching between the IDE, Slack and the browser. The OS never seems to be an issue for me. My only real gripe is that even I click update and shutdown at the end of the day, it updates and restarts.

Same for my colleagues using a Mac.

I'd be more bothered about using Teams over Slack

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

You have to install extra crap to get the terminal to work like unix and I always had to fight with it to install things. Not worth the time. Maybe if you don't need a terminal though?

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[–] SleepyPie@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had to do that once but the company wanted me to use a Mac over my own Linux. I can't stand anymore to be forced to use specific platforms to do my job. It's like going to a car repair and demand the mechanic to change your tire using a plastic wrench.

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[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Honestly, yeah, I'd do the same. After several past jobs required Linux, even downgrading to a Mac feels pretty bad. Can't imagine Macroslop Wangblows.

It shouldn't have to be a privilege to be able to turn down a job because of poor decisions management makes, but you can really only get away with this if you have options.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking based.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have the luxury of turning down jobs for windows, but I do draw the line at using it on my own systems. They want me to use it, they have to provide the hardware.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Guy just sounds entitled and precious they wouldn't stump for a Macbook.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Good for you. It's great to have the financial certainty to refuse an offer that doesn't sit well with you. What's better is having the moral backbone of refusing something because it would bother you, even if it means l less financial reward.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I wish it were real.

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